Before leaving on what turned out to be a 12-week, 10,000 mile, cross-country drive, acquired a spiffy electronic gizmo designed to “call in the cavalry” in case anything untoward happened enroute. (Yes, DID have some doubts about whether my van would hold up for the entire trip).
As this evening’s sojourn will take me no more than three miles from home, why would it be necessary to bring this gizmo with me?
So, on this darkening Saturday, head out to our local train station to “commute” to a nearby suburb for an evening of cabaret with favorites Wesla Whitfield and Mike Greensill. (Realize most of you are unfamiliar with these names, but, if you have any affection for “The Great American Songbook” [Porter, Berlin, Rodgers, Hammerstein, Hart, et al] consider changing that void).
Turns out, nearby, our local baseball Giants are entertaining Kansas City’s Royal in World Series play, so no parking is available, so, decide to drive down.
(Yep! Those of you suspecting “tragedy” are prescient).
Along an empty, dark stretch of US-101 (SF Bay on one side; marsh and mountain on the other: no homes; no businesses), my van’s engine stops, red warning lights begin to glow, powered steering and brakes reduce their ease of use. In “Neutral” glide past a shoulder-infringing bridge onto a narrow bit of blacktop. As SF seems to be hemorrhaging cars, 20 minutes later, when it is possible to get motor running, ease into speeding traffic with anxiety and prayer.
Tho filled last week, am unsure whether someone has siphoned gas, so stop at a station, but am able to add only a couple gallons. (My anxieties rise: if not a lack of gas… What?”)
Cross into what is imagined to be a freeway entry home, find myself to be on a boulevard leading into Genentech’s industrial park, and, within a mile van “dies” again, and, trying to pull into one of their warehouse parking lots, end up with van sprawled across its entrance.
Now, it is dark: this road, on Saturday night is not a thoroughfare. Continue, without success, to raise van from its slumbers… fail… repeatedly.
Finally decide, come morning, will resume recovery efforts, and spread my weary body across the back bench seat and go to sleep.
Fortunately, minions of law enforcement discover and “illegal parker”, an AAA truck arrives, van is towed to a local garage, night is spent in a local fleabag motel, and daylight allows repairs to be ordered & bus service back to San Francisco.
Who says adventure is a province only for youngsters?
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